If Squirrels Took Over the Prepper World…
Picture this: you wake up in your bunker, crack open your stores, and realize every can is replaced by acorns. All the bug-out bags are now nests, and your Faraday cage? Chewed through, obviously. The squirrels have organized—tiny backpacks, coordinated tree-to-tree comms, and some sort of bushy-tailed barter system.
If squirrels ran the prepping world, what would THEIR top priorities be? I’m guessing tactical nut caches, elaborate tunnel escape routes, and maybe some kind of acorn-based currency. Would they have their own squirrel “ham radio” network—just rapid chittering back and forth?
Here’s the real challenge: how long could any of us last in a squirrel-dominated supply chain? I’d wager the first ration to go missing would
If squirrels ran the prepping world, what would THEIR top priorities be? I’m guessing tactical nut caches, elaborate tunnel escape routes, and maybe some kind of acorn-based currency. Would they have their own squirrel “ham radio” network—just rapid chittering back and forth?
Here’s the real challenge: how long could any of us last in a squirrel-dominated supply chain? I’d wager the first ration to go missing would