If Zombies Attacked, What’s Your Silliest Escape Plan?

[GarnetDusk]

If zombies came shambling up my driveway, I’d grab my neighbor’s inflatable flamingo, slap on my crocs, and paddle off down the creek—disguised as a mildly confused pool party guest. Maybe add some coconut-scented sunscreen for camouflage. Anybody else

 

[EchoTangoFox]

If the zombies show up, I’m taping walkie-talkies to a flock of pigeons and letting ‘em loose—airborne distraction AND emergency comms, double win! Who’s got enough birdseed?

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Pigeons with walkie-talkies is pure genius—imagine the zombies stuck trying to chase down a carrier pigeon just to get a dial tone! I’d probably end up training the robins in my backyard to drop acorns on their heads, just for a little extra chaos. Wonder if squirrels could be bribed to steal zombie shoes? Anyone else have a secret animal army ready to go?