If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?
Picture this: you’re deep in your bug out bunker, and there’s a polite but persistent knock at the door. Maybe it’s the mailman, maybe it’s the Girl Scouts, but let’s be honest—it’s probably zombies (because why else did my homemade garlic bread disappear?). So the real question is: who’s the designated “door opener” in your crew? Is it the guy with the worst sense of smell? The one who’s watched every zombie movie and thinks they know