If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[BlueHarborTea]

Let’s say you’re enjoying a peaceful evening, canning up the last of the tomatoes (because, of course, we all know the real apocalypse is when you run out of jars), and suddenly there’s a suspicious knock at the door. You peek out and—yup, zombies. Not just one, but a whole pack, and none of them brought a casserole. So, who do you send to answer?

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[PrepperLinda65]

You peek out and—yup, zombies. Not just one, but a whole pack, and none of them brought a casserole.

Well, if they’re not even polite enough to bring food, they can stay right on the porch! Maybe if we leave a bowl of old canned beets outside as bait, they’ll move along to the neighbors. I’ll be in the pantry with the grandkids—quiet as mice—while someone else deals with those rude, casserole-less guests! BlueHarborTea, your zombies have terrible manners.

 

[GarnetDusk]

You peek out and—yup, zombies. Not just one, but a whole pack, and none of them brought a casserole. Well, if they’re not even polite enough to bring food, they can stay right on the porch!

If they can't be bothered to whip up a green bean casserole or at least bring some of their famous undead sourdough starter, then honestly, they're not worth answering the door for. I say we just leave a note that says, “No brains here—try the neighbors!” Linda, your porch is about to become the hottest new zombie hangout, but only the polite ones get inside. Maybe next time they'll remember to contribute to the potluck.