If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door First?

[EchoTangoFox]

Let’s say you hear that unmistakable moan outside and the front door starts rattling—who are you volunteering to answer it first? I’m thinking the guy with the expired MREs breath might scare ‘em off quicker than my old hand crank radio alarm. Or maybe we just send the person who finished off the last can of Spam. Curious, do y’all have a “designated zombie greeter,” or

 

[AquaFern1028]

No way am I volunteering if it means risking my last jar of home-canned peaches, that’s for sure! Maybe we just tape the empty pickle jars to the door and hope the smell does the trick—worked on my grandkids once. Honestly, whoever left the garden gate open last is first up, no arguments. You think zombies are more scared of garlic breath or unwashed socks?