If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering Your Door?
If a herd of zombies showed up on my porch, I’m pretty sure the only thing I’d be handing out is a stern talking-to and maybe a garden trowel as a peace offering. All these years perfecting my sourdough starter, and not a single mention in the survival guides about using stale bread as throwing projectiles!
So, let’s say your perimeter alarm goes off and you peek outside—only to spot some very uncoordinated, very hungry-looking visitors. What’s your plan? Personally, I’m thinking of taping “No Soliciting” signs all over the place and hoping they move along to the next address.
So, let’s say your perimeter alarm goes off and you peek outside—only to spot some very uncoordinated, very hungry-looking visitors. What’s your plan? Personally, I’m thinking of taping “No Soliciting” signs all over the place and hoping they move along to the next address.