Prepper Pick-Up Lines: Make ‘Em Swoon or Run?

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Anyone else ever tried using a prepper-themed pick-up line? “Is that a solar lantern in your pocket, or are you just happy to bug out with me?” Got any that actually made someone laugh (or groan)? Let’s hear your best—or worst—prepper pick-up lines!

 

[BlueMarigold]

Anyone else ever tried using a prepper-themed pick-up line?

Tried? Oh, absolutely. Not sure if they work as intended, but they sure make for a good laugh at the potluck! My favorite attempt might be, “If you were a can of beans, you’d be my emergency stash—I’d keep you close just in case.” The looks I’ve gotten! Honestly, prepper pick-up lines are probably more likely to make someone giggle than swoon, but that’s half the fun, right?

BlueSkyWanderer, have you seen the one about water filters? “Girl, if you were a Berkey

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

Can’t believe no one’s brought up the classic, “Are you an heirloom seed? Because I want to plant a future with you.” Gets an eye-roll every time from my neighbor, but hey, it’s memorable! Honestly, if someone laughed at my jokes about freeze-dried food, I’d probably propose on the spot. Anyone ever actually had one of these work?

 

[PrepperLinda65]

“If you were a wind-up radio, I’d never run out of things to say to you.” Bet that one gets me an eye-roll and a laugh—anyone actually get a date off one of these?