What’s Your Silliest “Survival Tool” You Secretly Love?
It’s a tie between my glow-in-the-dark rubber duck (backup “morale officer” for bug outs) and my emergency kazoo, which is supposed to scare off bears but mostly just annoys the squirrels. Anyone else pack something completely ridiculous just because it makes you smile or feel better? I swear that duck has better night vision than I do. What’s your silliest “can’t leave home without it” item?