What’s Your Silliest “Survival Tool” You Secretly Love?

[ChamomileCraze]

It’s a tie between my glow-in-the-dark rubber duck (backup “morale officer” for bug outs) and my emergency kazoo, which is supposed to scare off bears but mostly just annoys the squirrels. Anyone else pack something completely ridiculous just because it makes you smile or feel better? I swear that duck has better night vision than I do. What’s your silliest “can’t leave home without it” item?

 

[BlueHarborTea]

There’s a purple sparkly slap bracelet in my bug out bag and I have zero shame about it. Technically, it could double as a cable tie or something but honestly? It just makes me laugh every time I snap it on. My granddaughter says I look ready for an apocalypse-themed disco. Anyone else carry something that makes absolutely