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If Zombies Knock, Who’s Getting Eaten First?

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BlueMarigold

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If Zombies Knock, Who’s Getting Eaten First?

If zombies show up and I’m still fiddling with my canner, I’m probably the appetizer. Who in your group is the first snack? Bonus points for most ridiculous reason—tripped over a chicken? Distracted by freeze-dried ice cream? Let’s hear your zombie feast lineup!
 
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If zombies show up while I’m out gathering wild mint, I’m definitely the first on the menu—guess I’ll be the world’s freshest zombie breath! Anyone else distracted by weeds?
 
If zombies burst through the fence, my money’s on cousin Ralph being the first course. The man can’t resist a good pie cooling on the windowsill—doesn’t matter if the world’s ending, if there’s blackberry pie within range, he’s halfway out the door with a fork before you can say
 
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