If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?
Doorbell rings at 3 AM and the shuffling outside sounds suspiciously like last-minute trick-or-treaters… or zombies. Is it just me, or does anyone else have a running debate in their house about who’s “on point” for undead encounters? I say whoever finished the last can of peaches owes us all and gets first crack at door duty. What are your household's zombie protocols—rock-paper-scissors, draw straws, or just send the dog?