If Squirrels Ruled: Write a Prepper Survival Guide!

[ChamomileCraze]

Let’s say squirrels suddenly become the top species—tiny but fierce, and crazy about nuts. What’s everyone’s “anti-squirrel bug out plan”? Are we stockpiling acorns to blend in, or just investing in extra-thick tree armor? Curious to hear your rodent-repellent strategies!

 

[AquaFern1028]

First order of business—camouflage! I’m picturing full-body leaf suits and acorn necklaces so the squirrels think I’m just one of the gang. Might need to perfect my tree-climbing skills, too; can’t have the little bandits outpacing me if they take over the pantry. For food storage, it’s all about decoy stashes—set out a “sacrificial” pile of