Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Survival Superpower?
If the zombie apocalypse struck tomorrow, I’m convinced my ridiculous survival superpower would be the uncanny ability to find whatever I lost in the most unlikely places. Need a can opener? Somehow it’s in the freezer, behind the peas. Flashlight missing? Check the compost pile! Extra socks during a bugout? They’ll magically appear in my Dutch oven, of course. My grandkids swear I have some kind of homing beacon for random gear.
So if the world goes sideways and you can’t find your crowbar, just call me! I’m basically the Mary Poppins of misplaced prepping supplies—minus the singing (unless the zombies like lullabies).
Now I’m curious: if you could have any wacky, totally unrealistic survival superpower, what would it be? Laser vision for starting campfires? The ability to talk raccoons
So if the world goes sideways and you can’t find your crowbar, just call me! I’m basically the Mary Poppins of misplaced prepping supplies—minus the singing (unless the zombies like lullabies).
Now I’m curious: if you could have any wacky, totally unrealistic survival superpower, what would it be? Laser vision for starting campfires? The ability to talk raccoons