If Zombies Knock, Who’s Your First Trade Offer?
Zombies show up at your door, and you’ve got to make your first trade—what’s on the table? Personally, I’m offering up my neighbor’s noisy rooster, no questions asked. Maybe toss in a couple of jars of pickled beets if the undead are snacky. What’s your opening barter? Anything you’re dying (pun intended) to pawn off on the apocalypse crowd?