If Zombies Knock, Who’s Your First Trade Offer?

[BlueMarigold]

Zombies show up at your door, and you’ve got to make your first trade—what’s on the table? Personally, I’m offering up my neighbor’s noisy rooster, no questions asked. Maybe toss in a couple of jars of pickled beets if the undead are snacky. What’s your opening barter? Anything you’re dying (pun intended) to pawn off on the apocalypse crowd?

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

First offer? That mountain of overdue library books stacking up—bet zombies love a good overdue fine. Wonder if they'd trade for my collection of garden gnomes instead?